28 September 2011

No Sounds from Chrome

I have this problem where the videos don't have sound - as in, the videos play, but there's no sound coming from it. I checked the little thing on the bottom right of the screen (I know nothing about computers, nothing nothing nothing) for the speakers, and it says that there are systems sounds and speaker sounds, but the chrome registers no sound at all. (Ah, something called advanced volume thingy - the mixer, I think)

And then google told me that shift+esc and then selecting flash in the task manager, ending it, then refreshing the page works.

Apparently it's the flash plugin.

I don't give a fuck, but I'm just happy that I haz sound again.

27 September 2011

marasy8

*Cue 'my body is ready' gif*

No, honestly, he's like the most sensitive piano player I've ever come across... anywhere. Because I don't really listen to Mozart and Beethoven (technically, I did, but that was when I was still a fetus and inside my mother's, uhh... just gonna stop here).

Anyway, there is real feeling in his covers. You know, feeling. Like, feelings.

Ugh, I give up. It's just so beautiful, so fascinating, so, uh, magical and pretty and...

My love for long, slender fingers is acting up again. As is my love for dedicated, talented musicians. I fucking love music, you know. I love it.

Matryoshka



Fire Flower



Bad Apple



Just be Friends

Cleverbot Likes Len (no pants ver)

I was talking to cleverbot:


Pants?
Yeah, someone took Len's pants.
Really?
Yup, so now he has no underwear on.
Awesome.

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON cover by Mai




I have a question. Is that a girl, or a guy? Because he/she's really young, and I suck at identifying genders nowadays (no, don't drag LGTBQ in, it's complicated enough without that) and babies are hard to classify.

And kids all sound so high and everything...

And idk about Japanese names, so Mai is just...

I'll assume it's a girl.

And her cover is cute, if a little breathless.

That's all, actually. Kyary madness continues to spread.

AWESOMENESS






I absolutely adore all the Len and Rin songs about solving mysteries and death and everything. It's just so... dark, you know? I like stuff that are of dubious subjects. People with dubious morals. Everything. Dark is smexy and good, or at least in my little fantasy world, hehe.

/shot/

Anyway, the next video's about this awesome phone cover of Gumi's Coward Mont Blanc. Yeah, phone cover, as in the person presses the keys and the sounds that the keys make are in the tune of the song. Confusing? Muchly so.

But holy fuck it's amazing.




Also, the video below will become my new ringtone.





And then there's this remix of Kyary's PONPONPON:





HAAARRRRDCORREEEE.

Aaaannd, Len is fucking hot.

25 September 2011

Blood Type O always wins the argument


BloodTypes
Type A plan their arguments in advance, Type B argue loudly, Type AB argue calmly with logic, Type O win the argument. 

Not the first time that I've seen tweets about how blood type O wins the argument - EVERY TIME. ALWAYS. FOREVER. 

VY1 VY2 sobs sobs such awesome vocaloids



I was listening happily then smiling and oh my fuck it took a darker turn. By the time the song got to the tenth year, I knew that...

Okay, it's a spoiler, so watched the video before reading.

... the girl was dead from the beginning.

Ugh. I wanted to cry. In fact, I had tears in my eyes starting from the tenth year. Yeah I tend to figure out things early like that and then turn into a pile of salt water and pity - read: tears.

That aside, I can't believe that VY2 is a vocaloid. He sound so natural. I thought that it was a nico singer with too much autotune or something, until google saw fit to inform me that he was a Vocaloid Yamaha 2 with no avatar, which was why he's kinda obscure.

Also the fact that he was only released 2011 april...

Returning to youtube to fangirl now. I don't use my nico account unless I have to, because it loads slightly slower and I have no fucking idea what all the text there says. Really, it's amazing that I managed to figure out how to sign up. (Google translate failed me - fucking server errors)

I'll wait a year for more awesome VY2 songs to pop up.

12 September 2011

Haze from Indonesia

/EDIT:/ this was written a long time ago.

I don't even know what to say. The haze is affecting me, it's affecting everyone. Megan woke up and got a very bad sore throat. I feel irritable and thirsty all the time, and my brother does too. My head hurts vaguely. I'm pissed for no particular reason.

Why? Because the goddamn clear sky is now filled with haze. There's no wind, the air is thick and there's no satisfaction in breathing in. Nothing looks nice anymore, they're all foggy and unclear... if you get me, but whatever.

Goddamn. Of all times, they have to burn those stuff during my end of year exams? the exams that make up forty percent of my entire year's grades? Do you know how much that fucking haze affects us all? Inability to concentrate, annoyed at the slightest things...

It's not just this year, it's been going on for many years. I seem to remember one year, the haze was so bad that schools were closed.

This is so serious.

Your country's smoke is being blown to other countries - hello? Do something about it! It's not unreasonable at all, because we're not asking you to do it all in one day, we've been asking you to improve the situation for years.

Nothing.

I understand it's a fucking huge country and everything, but this is on an international scale. Do you feel no pressure? No shame? If your smoke is staying within your country, then your citizens can write to you. If your smoke is blown over to us, we can write letters to our governments.

BUT.

Our governments can't just send those letters over to you and tell you to improve. That is not diplomacy. That is too blunt and honest to be considered polite.

That's right. We're all too embarrassed to tell you straight out that your stupid smoke is pissing us all off, so all we can do is to sit here uncomfortably and suffer through your fucking smoke.

Your haze not only has short-term effects, it also has long-term ones. Hello? Seriously! Apart from affecting our moods, the fucking haze also affects our physical health. Lung disease! Throat and eyes irritation! Asthma, for fuck's sake.

And if you think I'm only talking about those around me, think of your own fucking country! You want to improve your standards? Then fucking stop the smoke from giving all your poor citizens asthma and such! It's already severe over here, so far away from the real actual site where the burning occurs. What about your own people? They're suffering through haze that's so many times worse than ours!

What the fuck are you doing? Ugh.

You irritate me! DO SOMETHING. Nobody fucking wants the fucking haze.

How about the environmental impacts? Huh? Global warming, enhanced greenhouse warming! Bitch, what the fuck? There's no reason not to fucking stop that shit with the burning right now!

Either they're too lazy to use the proper method to get rid of the crops, or they don't give a fuck about the consequences, or they're fucking uneducated! Lazy and don't give a fuck? Throw them in jail for a while. Fine them. See if they give a fuck then. Uneducated? Pamphlets! What else would they be used for? Government people can go and talk to them!

Oh god, this is pissing me off.

And if it's on too large a scale, then deal with it bit by bit! Ensure that this little village has a few police officers so that they won't burn crops, then move on to the next!

Corruption? Bribes? You must at least have one person that has a high position that's morally upright! Surely that's not too much to ask of a country of that size? That one morally upright person has to be busy, then, and not sitting on his or her ass!

Scare them! No one wants to be jailed or fined, so use that threat to stop them! And if it doesn't work? Then make it a reality, not just a flimsy threat! Jails need to be used!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The excessive use of exclamation marks are NOT ENOUGH TO EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION.

The haze is SO FUCKING IRRITATING OHMYFUCK.

I've been dealing with it for so many years, I DON'T WANT TO JUST 'DEAL' ANYMORE.

We're all suffering. From those in Indonesia to those in Singapore to those in Thailand! THINK ABOUT IT and then DO SOMETHING.

There is something wrong with this picture, OBVIOUSLY because nothing much has changed from what we see. Clearing land via burning is ALREADY ILLEGAL. If your country needs help, THROW AWAY YOUR FUCKING PRIDE. Use your brain and think about how your stupid pride is causing people to suffer.

If you want help, ASK FOR IT, don't wait for it to be delivered. Nothing wrong with that, except your hurt pride. And if they don't deliver the help they promised, then harass them a little. Delicately. Something. Mention it in a closed meeting or something.

GODDAMN, THIS HAZE IS PISSING ME OFF SO BADLY.

I KNOW you're already doing something but it clearly ISN'T ENOUGH AT ALL.

/EDIT:/ You know what, I was high when I did this post, so just fucking disregard every fucking thing here.

edit 15/09/13: whatever, the haze is back. suddenly i feel a lot more sympathy for the me that wrote this post. anyway, here are some pictures for comparison, just so you know how bad the haze is (besides using the psi)


 

11 September 2011

Life as a Student

I'm talking about the depressing feeling you get when you wake up each day and drag yourself - literally - out of bed, aching and half-asleep.

The crushing feeling when you realize that there's no actual point.

The tiredness that makes you want to just lie down and stop everything.

The kind of feeling where you just stop caring.

Those days when you're too down to be angry.

Those times when it seems like too much of an effort to smile.

Those moments when you feel so heavy, you just want to collapse and damn it all.

When you remember being carefree, and the comparison seems too much.

When you're just too drained.

Just too blank.

And you start tearing up for no reason at all.

But then you don't cry, because it's too much of a bother to wipe those tears later, and walk around with a runny nose.

So you keep everything in, and wonder at the same time why you're so goddamn emotionless sometimes.

It's not an exaggeration, or over-dramatization. This is what students go through every day, almost, when they become conscious enough of their surrounding to start thinking of things other than oh look, my friend, let's go over and play. This is what happens when childhood leaves, and really, it's plain depressing.

Also, when you start thinking about going through your entire goddamn life with this kind of feelings, you go bit numb. A bit sick of it. Like, I already feel so terrible right now, and you're telling me I have to go through more of this shit? Cue incredulous expression. Cue exasperated tone.

I have no idea why we all feel this way. Maybe it's confining us to classrooms and restricting our creativity and controlling our freedom. Designated venues, timetables, everything. Doesn't it make you feel sick of it all?

/EDIT:/ TBH philosophy makes you a little crazy - I recommend that you stop thinking about this.

Avril Lavigne - Wish You Were Here/Smile






Oh my god, I never thought that a MV featuring a artist who has mascara streak down her cheeks would be worth watching. Avril's a goddamn great artist. Not in terms of experience, because anyone can again that, but ... I don't know, she can make people cry.

Seriously, watching someone turning into a complete wreck is totally awkward. Avril makes it okay.

/shot/

...She's so beautiful too...

..She's just awesome...

You know me, when my friends start crying, I'll be standing there awkwardly, staring at them, but Avril's raw emotion makes me want to cry too. In the way that normal people do when their friends start crying... ugh, I don't know what I'm doing...

She's the type of singer that can affect people. Her voice is so open, like it's singing from all the way inside her (pardon the horrible description, I'm sleepy).

...I'll go to sleep now...

Set flowers on fire... must... set flowers on fire...

9 September 2011

BieberBabyBopper, not BeiberBabyBopper

They're both on Youtube, but whereas the first is just retarded, the second one is funny, and maybe even slightly intelligent.

The stupid: http://www.youtube.com/user/BieberBabyBopper
The troll: http://www.youtube.com/user/beiberbabybopper

(First off, I'm assuming that this person's female, because TBH I have yet to see any male Bieber fans) Clueless here says that she's homeschooled, which I think is rather believable. Really, sometimes I wonder if public schooling is working in any way at all...

Anyway, Clueless here like Lady Gaga, who has a "clean" image, and is a "band"... We are talking about Lady Gaga here, who deep-throated a crucifix (Alejandro, I think), and was practically naked in her Telephone MV. Among other things. Yes, I love her too. But clean? ...Um, okay, whatever you say.

Clueless also mentioned that she likes Miley Cyrus, who is also clean - obviously, my dear, strutting around like a horny whore is "clean". TCA'09, anyone? Not the 'holding the pole' part. The 'sliding down the pole' part. So "clean". Just like showing all those poor kids your bra. No, I don't like her.

Lol.

Vocaloid, my dear... you insulted vocaloids.

No, it's okay. Vocaloid is "corruptive"? In what way? Like how they talk about stories? Story of Evil series... Synchronicity... Your fairy tales are worse than that - BUT OH WAIT. Did you only watch the Disney versions? Oh, then in that case I'm so sorry for breaking it to you. Sorry for ruining your happy little world, baby, Pied Piper drowned all the kids, Little Red Riding Hood got eaten, and Sleeping Beauty - raped and gave birth to two kids while still under a spell. Great, huh? And Vocaloids are "corruptive".

Don't get me started on how Vocaloids are voicebanks and programmes, so the only evil thing are the songs' creators, who, by the way, aren't evil.

"Targeting a young demographic with cartoons and trance inducing music" - missed a hyphen, Clueless. First - not cartoons. Animation. Second, adults watch them too. Teenagers too. Third: trance-inducing music? Oh, you mean perfectly normal music, with the same repetitive beats and monotonous tunes and overused lyrics? No, if you mean that, then no, Vocaloid music is not normal. It's creative, soulful, beautiful... But let's go ask a professional whether or not it's trance-inducing.

NO. IT IS FUCKING NOT TRANCE-INDUCING.

"Lure" children towards "violence and homoerotic fantasies". Hm. Actually... I don't know, there might be a point here. Oh, wait, no, violence? Like wars (reality)? So reality is bad? Vocaloids deal mainly with love, actually, and tragedy. Homoerotic fantasies are made by their fans, so technically no, Vocaloids don't lead children in that direction.

Not going to talk about Joe Camel. That stopped in 1997, which was around when most of us were babies, so it affects us in no way at all. Bitch. Irrelevant.

And sure, Vocaloids have no "bounds", because it's called "creativity", which you clearly lack. Again, they are voicebanks and programmes, so go and attack the compusers and producers - BUT LOL NO, you'd get sued for defamation and libel. Among other things. In fact, I think the "corruptive" bands will sue you too. Have fun giving out money.

Also, Vocaloids do not "stop at nothing" to "corrupt" your country. It's not even aimed at your country. Vocaloids are for everybody. English Vocaloids (Lola and Leon) and Japanese Vocaloids (Miku etc) and recently the Korean one (SeeU).

Targeted at your country? Bitch please, you're not that important. United States is powerful, but those wonderful Vocaloids weren't created with the goal of bringing your country to ruin in mind. In fact, you're insulting your own country, implying that programmes would be able to bring it down and that the supposed issue is large enough to pay attention to. Which it is not. There is no issue.

By the by, Clueless, if a Vocaloid listener commits suicide because of Vocaloids, it's their problem and not the Vocaloids' (oh yes, I haven't heard of a single case of that happening, and I don't see how any Vocaloid songs would be able to compel someone to kill themselves either). Unless it becomes a epidemic. In other words, when an alarming large percentage of Vocaloid listeners kill themselves solely because of the music and not because of other personal reasons.

So there.

BieberBabyBopper, your argument is invalid. Particularly the Vocaloid argument.

And the "heavy metal" thing. Lemme upload this picture.


Yes, Green Day is not heavy metal. Oh wait, neither are Vocaloids, which you put under the same category. Also you put heavy metal music (I think) on videos about how heavy metal corrupts people. Not sure if you're driving the point in, or spreading the "corruption". 

You sound like such a dick, assuming that your views apply to every single person on the internet - wait, that's not being a dick anymore, that's narcissistic and delusional. Narrow-minded. Egoistical. Ignorant. Idiotic. And I didn't have a thesaurus open. 

I'm writing this to refute your entirely pointless points about it all. By proving you wrong on every count, we are all on the way to rendering you a hopelessly stupid person on the internet who does not deserve to be mentioned, except when describing another person of equal stupidity. Contempt, darling, this is how it feels. Contempt.

Oh, and this part after this is very ... low. Shall we say that? That part is a personal attack. Don't read it. It's just my personal thoughts after being on tumblr for too long. Don't.

Don't read it. But well, if you want, it's here. 

I'll be really evil now, okay? Clueless, read this and know what true evil is.

You're not going to get laid, in your entire life, ever, unless you change that attitude or are raped. 

...Sorry for ruining your flawless image of me. 

/EDIT:/ The little fucker is a guy. 

Regarding fanfics about noncon, dubcon, and S&M

I am so sick of all of you going...

No, no, don't fuck me.


But yeah, I like it, it feels good.


Goddamn I hate myself.

Listen up, fuckers, if you write that sort of crap in your stories I will write you off as someone with zero originality. That's what everyone does - that's the standard stupid description.

Just to show my contempt for it, I will now write a humourous little parody drabble about Beyond Birthday and Raito-kun.

"Raito, pet," he says, trailing a pale hand down the smooth abdomen, "I know you like this."


The brunette moans, biting at his lip. He struggles, trying to throw the other male off, but the thin man is too strong, and his knees are weak from unwanted pleasure. Raito grunts, turning his face away from Beyond.


"Tell me you like this, and I'll let you cum," Beyond compromises softly. His other hand that is not molesting Raito is busy dripping hot wax onto the younger's nipples. Again, he can see the internal conflict in Raito's eyes. 


Stop this, those defiant eyes tell him, but the words are blocked by a gag on the pretty little mouth.


"But you want this," he whispers lightly in reply, thrusting into the teen under him. 


Raito whimpers involuntarily; it feels too good. He wants to remain indifferent, but it feels too good, and it's torture, and he hates himself for responding.


I don't know, I found it funny. Don't read it seriously, read it and start laughing spontaneously about how ridiculous that is. Seriously.

I mean, dude.

I've read fanfiction where the authors are extremely serious about their little dubcon scene, and they describe it so beeeaaauuutifully (excuse, I'll go get a tissue) BUT.

BUT.

You can't help laughing at least a little when you read stuff like, "A touches B's smooth skin tenderly, gazing into B's eyes, clearing seeing B's internal conflict (blah) but continuing to rape him (I'm substituting very vivid and awesome descriptions cause I'm lazy) etc". Such great descriptions...

So... I don't know, so inappropriate?

There's this line between good dubcon/noncon and bad dubcon.noncon trying to be good. Don't read it as a fangirl. Read it as a skeptic - like, what is this trash? (Sorry, Bleach reference there. I love Ulquiorra.) This kind of mindset would probably ruin your reading forever, but hey, at least you can now tell what's bad and what's good.

Good for you.

(Note: the excessive use of good and bad this this post is intentional, and not because I have run out of synonyms.)

P.S. I don't know about you, but I find my little drabble here kind of hot. Don't mind, me, just continue on your merry way. I'm probably not that reliable anyway.

8 September 2011

Of the Vocaloid Community

http://ofurotaimu.dreamwidth.org/

I love ofurotaimu. Al those yummy yummy nico nico singers, and those smexy smexy nico nico singers' voices... and awesome awesome vocaloids... and all those excessive info... I love it.

Today I went on a spree - helloooooooo~ AmonDerevex channel stalkage, helloooooooo~ music, HELLOOOOOO~ SMEXY VOICES MUAHAHAHA.

And this person on Youtube, who mixes quite a few choruses of vocaloid songs, thinks that Kettaro is a voicebank.

Which makes me extremely pissed. Kettaro is not a voicebank. HE IS A HUMAN. With a fucking sexy voice. IGNORANCE AAAAARRRGH.

This post, I have decided, will contain random shit about nico nico singers and... yeah, just stuff.

I'm a little high. Nachos, I think.

CHOCOLATE!

I found the Cantarella off-vocal version, which is fucking awesome.




I think I'll be saying 'fuck' quite a lot over here.

Also, for this



if anyone knows who is that sexy female saying 'one two three ahh' at the front, please tell me. Purely out of fangirlism! hahaha! *Awkward laughter*

/EDIT:/ Someone told me it was Wotamin.

TRAUMA

I can only imagine how traumatizing it must be for one of my friends to go through my files. Like, what's this lol let's open it and see hahaha.

And then a moment of silence before the truth sinks in.

WHATTHEFUCKOHMYGOD

THIS

THIS IS ANIMATED

THIS IS ANIMATED GAY PORN.

So friends, a word of warning. Never look through my stuff. Unless you're male, hot, and gay. Then you're perfectly welcome.

That said, maybe I should make an effort to hide my yaoi from others. I mean, what if ...

...That's just too horrible to imagine.

Anyway, my friends, this fujoshi is warning you. Her stuff is extremely dangerous. Also, she will not pay for your trauma even if you sue her. See? This is a disclaimer.

Yaoi disclaimers FTW!

(And the strikethrough part? Yes, I put in the html myself. I'm proud of myself for remembering the lessons. I never did any of the homework, after all.)

6 September 2011

My Mother is A Kid

Not in a nice way. Not in that endearing, innocent, and naive way.

No, she's childish.

Fucking hell, she's irritating, and if I could beat her up, I would. (I actually can, but it would ruin my life.)

You know when you talk to someone? You expect it to be a logical conversation, with logical reasons behind every decision, and once your partner realises that he or she has made an error - for example, making the wrong decision because they didn't think it through properly before replying - you expect them to say something along the lines of, "Oh, yes, you're right, I just realised that blahblahblah so I was wrong about it before."

Then you expect to carry on speaking to that person, having magnanimously forgiven their slight fault.

But you know with kids, the conversation never goes along that line?

That bloody frustrating little bugger will keep insisting that he's right, just because. Oh, your blood can boil. You can glare. And you can wish to god that someone who's more evil than you will come over and slap some sense into that child, because you are definitely not that cruel.

Yes, you can do all that, and guess what, that kid does not give one little fuck.

Oh, he doesn't give a damn about how wrong he is in every single way, and how absolutely correct you are in every single way. He does not, and there is no force on earth that can ever make that annoying little thing realise his mistake.

Logic, you say, the unholy creature must at least listen to logic, for our entire world functions on logic for the most part, so he must confine to logic. Right?

Fuck your logic, the spawn of Satan spits in your face, your revered 'logic' is powerless in the face of my devilry.

Fuck your logic.

Then, you gasp, how about reasoning with him slowly, using the most simplest deductions? (For example, you are ten years old. You go to school. Therefore, unless you are some goddamned prodigy, which you probably aren't, you go to elementary school. Or you could be homeschooled. Or uneducated because you're just badass and ran away from home before you ever started education. But that's off-topic.) Surely, surely he must understand that.

Fuck that too, the kid snarls.

Fuck.

Everything.

That thing is evil. That thing will not listen to reason. That thing will not respond to bribes. That thing will insist forever, no matter what you do or what you say, that it is CORRECT, FUCK YOU, I AM CORRECT.

And that is what talking to my mother feels like. I usually have this urge to sink my nails into her flabby flesh. I also usually feel the need to roll my eyes, multiple times.

Really, woman, is it so hard to think about something for once? Just because you say so doesn't cut it anymore. If you're not gonna gimme logical reasons why you're doing that, or deciding this, then your authority is automatically forfeit.

You don't lock people in jail because you don't like how they look.

Goddamn, I hate talking to her. It stresses me out so much. Why the fuck do I have to speak to her to get money? Ugh. This world.

(I'm very sure that she's not senile, so she is perfectly capable of carrying the weight of her own thoughtless actions. Also - no, I don't automatically respect people who are older than me. You either deserve my respect or you don't. You might respect your mother, that doesn't mean I have to too.)

Randomly, my blood type is O. Also known as the most common type. So when I get into an accident and am lying there bleeding to death, don't let me die just because you don't know what's my blood type and can't get me a transfusion.

5 September 2011

Chocolates from Poland!

My dad just returned from Poland yesterday, bringing with him a big bar of chocolate - which I'm happily munching on right now, by the way - I'll turn into Mello soon or something, heh.

It's nice.

The chocolate's nice. Even though it has nuts... I hate nuts in my chocolate. When I buy chocolate, I expect chocolate, not nuts covered by chocolate... but the chocolate from Poland is nice ('was' nice, I've finished it).

Yeah. Just that. The entire post is about that...

By the way, my blog's not showing. It's just the purple background and my mixpod playlist. Everything else (excluding the little share button... it's got this '+1' thing, idk what it's for) is gone. GONE. What, is this a conspiracy?

Google, you are having problems. I do not like problems. *Points accusing finger*

3 September 2011

Parent Bloggers

I keep seeing adults on blogs. Why? Flip to the 'next blog' - it's either food (for adults) or parenting (for adults) or life (an adult's life).

It's not like I have something against them... but then maybe I do. Maybe it's my subconscious, urging me to type out a post moaning about all those adults bloggers who aren't interesting at all.

...No, I'm pretty sure I'm fine with them. But they're not interesting , at least to me, which... doesn't matter at all. Their blog, theirs. My blog, mine.

Still, where have all the teenagers gone? Every blog I see nowadays is run by a mum with pictures of her kid(s). Are teens too self-absorbed to blog? Or are they all illiterate...?

Illiterate seems a better bet.

BECAUSE. I keep spotting editorial errors in books - published and respectable books, books about psychology, no less. One book missed an apostrophe. It was about Freud, I think, and it was something about "the couples therapist". Honestly, it's 'the couple's', but since I have no way to emphasize an apostrophe... I'll just leave it at that.

But there's another one. It was quite a while ago, about the science of fear, and there was a typo, I think, about 'buy'. Or 'bought', but I clearly remember that there was an error. Is the standard slipping, or is my mind just switched to beta-mode indefinitely?

Wait, how did I come to this topic?

Oh yes. Illiterate teens. Who are older than me. And editors who aren't doing their job properly. And parent bloggers, whose blogs give me an impression that young people are too stupid to type out a logical post...

But they aren't, lol.

...Just most.

Not you probably, if you're a kid, but your friends. At least one of them... can't handle grammar...

...Depressing, isn't it.

...I've gone horribly off-topic again.

The Fanfiction Fanservice

So Phoebe and I are writing this ultimate fanservice (but with fanfiction instead of canon, because we clearly are too noob to own all those awesome stuff) with our favourite characters from various series.

It's set in a school, (an elite school ohoho) and we squash everyone in somehow. The two female characters are self-inserts *shameless* but the point is fanservice, so to everyone else it's just two female characters that anyone can insert themselves into.

And so they interact with the hot male characters and it's totally pointless but very amusing.

Yes. I did not just kid. That is the entire point of what we're writing - fanservice, people, fanservice. Writing down all of the fangirls' dreams so that they can read them again and again. Entertaining ourselves in the process. Because ultimately we are selfish brats.

Okay okay, we'll turn it into manga form, most probably - but only if we have time. We do procrastinate, too.

The characters include the Death Note people - Light, Lawliet, Mello, Near, Matt. And Code Geass - Lelouch and C.C.. D. Gray-Man - Allen and Lavi. Vocaloids too - Luki (genderbend of Megurine Luka) and Mikuo (genderbend of Hatsune Miku) and Len and Piko. Bleach - Toushiro and Ichimauru, but there are too many, so maybe we'll add more? Prince of Tennis - Fuji Syusuke and Echizen Ryoma. Shugo Chara - well, there's only Ikuto, who's pretty much the only awesome character there...

We...

*ashamed*

...we added our k-pop obsessions too. I KNOW I KNOW, WE ARE HORRIBLE.

B1A4 - at least Jinyoung and Baro and Gongchan. SHINee - the whole lot of them, I love them SO MUCH you would not believe. B2ST - at least Kikwang and Yoseob.

FANSERVICE. Keep chanting that to yourself, and gradually your anger towards us will subside (again: we took whomever we liked, and left out all the others, ohoho).

Ohoho.

Ohohohohohohoho.

NEW TENIPURI ANIME SERIES WAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.

2 September 2011

DL LINK Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON



Apparently, according to this facebook page http://www.facebook.com/Kyarypamyupamyu, she is...

*Real name: Takemura Kiriko
*Birth: 29/01/1993
*Height: 1. 58
*Blood type : B
*Born in Tanashi-shi (Now it become "NishiTokyo-shi"), Tokyo, Japan
*Graduate from a girls high school in March 2011 in Tokyo.

*Fashion Model ( Japanese Magazine "KERA", "Zipper" and more)
She has started carrier since she was high school age.

*Singer (Warner Music Japan)
The first single "PONPONPON" released in 20th July 2011 contained
in the debut album "Moshi Moshi Harajuku" will be released 17th August.
This album is produced by Yasutaka Nakata (a.k.a. capsule / Perfume)

*Talent
Own radio program : "Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's way way radio !"
(Tokyo Broadcasting System on every Monday) since 4th April 2011

Own web-TV program : "Kyary's way way NICO channel"
(NICO NICO Douga on every Saturday) since 29th January 2011

*Music-Compiler (Universal Music Japan)
CD album " Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's Ghibli set"
(remixes of theme songs for famous animation films by Studio Ghibli)

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu wants to being the charisma of Harajuku.
And make the world realize that Harajuku is the brilliant place.

Specialty : make her face very strange ("HENGAO" in Japanese)

Hobby : Karaoke (Kyary with her friends dance crazy in Karaoke Box room)

Favorite : Japanese comedians ("Owarai-Geinin" in Japanese)

Food : bean sprout("MOYASHI" in Japanese)

DJ: as entertainment at the party for her fans




Yeah okay, I thought the MV (or PV, now?) was insane, mindfuckery pink fluffy cute INSANE OH MY DEAR GOD. Actually, I was on Tumblr, and I saw Len's version of the song - here, I'll embed it too.





Of course, I had to go and see who'd make such a cute song like this...

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.

To be honest, I still don't know ... should I regard her as a cute pretty girl with a nice voice... or the demon spawn of Satan? The youtube comments seem to go along that thread too. Girl? Or demon spawn?

I'm pretty much a little OCD about quite a number of things, like my music collection - I have like, a thousand few hundred songs in the span of three years? Less? - and my pictures - oh, it's like four thousand? - and everything else... It's all neatly organized in the appropriate folders and everything (sometimes it's a little neglected but I always find time to make it neat again) but it excludes my pictures because I simply have too many, and they're not as easy to classify as song, with their artists etc etc.

And I'm babbling...

Kyary's version.

Len's version.