Not in a nice way. Not in that endearing, innocent, and naive way.
No, she's childish.
Fucking hell, she's irritating, and if I could beat her up, I would. (I actually can, but it would ruin my life.)
You know when you talk to someone? You expect it to be a logical conversation, with logical reasons behind every decision, and once your partner realises that he or she has made an error - for example, making the wrong decision because they didn't think it through properly before replying - you expect them to say something along the lines of, "Oh, yes, you're right, I just realised that blahblahblah so I was wrong about it before."
Then you expect to carry on speaking to that person, having magnanimously forgiven their slight fault.
But you know with kids, the conversation never goes along that line?
That bloody frustrating little bugger will keep insisting that he's right, just because. Oh, your blood can boil. You can glare. And you can wish to god that someone who's more evil than you will come over and slap some sense into that child, because you are definitely not that cruel.
Yes, you can do all that, and guess what, that kid does not give one little fuck.
Oh, he doesn't give a damn about how wrong he is in every single way, and how absolutely correct you are in every single way. He does not, and there is no force on earth that can ever make that annoying little thing realise his mistake.
Logic, you say, the unholy creature must at least listen to logic, for our entire world functions on logic for the most part, so he must confine to logic. Right?
Fuck your logic, the spawn of Satan spits in your face, your revered 'logic' is powerless in the face of my devilry.
Fuck your logic.
Then, you gasp, how about reasoning with him slowly, using the most simplest deductions? (For example, you are ten years old. You go to school. Therefore, unless you are some goddamned prodigy, which you probably aren't, you go to elementary school. Or you could be homeschooled. Or uneducated because you're just badass and ran away from home before you ever started education. But that's off-topic.) Surely, surely he must understand that.
Fuck that too, the kid snarls.
Fuck.
Everything.
That thing is evil. That thing will not listen to reason. That thing will not respond to bribes. That thing will insist forever, no matter what you do or what you say, that it is CORRECT, FUCK YOU, I AM CORRECT.
And that is what talking to my mother feels like. I usually have this urge to sink my nails into her flabby flesh. I also usually feel the need to roll my eyes, multiple times.
Really, woman, is it so hard to think about something for once? Just because you say so doesn't cut it anymore. If you're not gonna gimme logical reasons why you're doing that, or deciding this, then your authority is automatically forfeit.
You don't lock people in jail because you don't like how they look.
Goddamn, I hate talking to her. It stresses me out so much. Why the fuck do I have to speak to her to get money? Ugh. This world.
(I'm very sure that she's not senile, so she is perfectly capable of carrying the weight of her own thoughtless actions. Also - no, I don't automatically respect people who are older than me. You either deserve my respect or you don't. You might respect your mother, that doesn't mean I have to too.)
Randomly, my blood type is O. Also known as the most common type. So when I get into an accident and am lying there bleeding to death, don't let me die just because you don't know what's my blood type and can't get me a transfusion.
6 September 2011
5 September 2011
Chocolates from Poland!
My dad just returned from Poland yesterday, bringing with him a big bar of chocolate - which I'm happily munching on right now, by the way - I'll turn into Mello soon or something, heh.
It's nice.
The chocolate's nice. Even though it has nuts... I hate nuts in my chocolate. When I buy chocolate, I expect chocolate, not nuts covered by chocolate... but the chocolate from Poland is nice ('was' nice, I've finished it).
Yeah. Just that. The entire post is about that...
By the way, my blog's not showing. It's just the purple background and my mixpod playlist. Everything else (excluding the little share button... it's got this '+1' thing, idk what it's for) is gone. GONE. What, is this a conspiracy?
Google, you are having problems. I do not like problems. *Points accusing finger*
It's nice.
The chocolate's nice. Even though it has nuts... I hate nuts in my chocolate. When I buy chocolate, I expect chocolate, not nuts covered by chocolate... but the chocolate from Poland is nice ('was' nice, I've finished it).
Yeah. Just that. The entire post is about that...
By the way, my blog's not showing. It's just the purple background and my mixpod playlist. Everything else (excluding the little share button... it's got this '+1' thing, idk what it's for) is gone. GONE. What, is this a conspiracy?
Google, you are having problems. I do not like problems. *Points accusing finger*
3 September 2011
Parent Bloggers
I keep seeing adults on blogs. Why? Flip to the 'next blog' - it's either food (for adults) or parenting (for adults) or life (an adult's life).
It's not like I have something against them... but then maybe I do. Maybe it's my subconscious, urging me to type out a post moaning about all those adults bloggers who aren't interesting at all.
...No, I'm pretty sure I'm fine with them. But they're not interesting , at least to me, which... doesn't matter at all. Their blog, theirs. My blog, mine.
Still, where have all the teenagers gone? Every blog I see nowadays is run by a mum with pictures of her kid(s). Are teens too self-absorbed to blog? Or are they all illiterate...?
Illiterate seems a better bet.
BECAUSE. I keep spotting editorial errors in books - published and respectable books, books about psychology, no less. One book missed an apostrophe. It was about Freud, I think, and it was something about "the couples therapist". Honestly, it's 'the couple's', but since I have no way to emphasize an apostrophe... I'll just leave it at that.
But there's another one. It was quite a while ago, about the science of fear, and there was a typo, I think, about 'buy'. Or 'bought', but I clearly remember that there was an error. Is the standard slipping, or is my mind just switched to beta-mode indefinitely?
Wait, how did I come to this topic?
Oh yes. Illiterate teens. Who are older than me. And editors who aren't doing their job properly. And parent bloggers, whose blogs give me an impression that young people are too stupid to type out a logical post...
But they aren't, lol.
...Just most.
Not you probably, if you're a kid, but your friends. At least one of them... can't handle grammar...
...Depressing, isn't it.
...I've gone horribly off-topic again.
It's not like I have something against them... but then maybe I do. Maybe it's my subconscious, urging me to type out a post moaning about all those adults bloggers who aren't interesting at all.
...No, I'm pretty sure I'm fine with them. But they're not interesting , at least to me, which... doesn't matter at all. Their blog, theirs. My blog, mine.
Still, where have all the teenagers gone? Every blog I see nowadays is run by a mum with pictures of her kid(s). Are teens too self-absorbed to blog? Or are they all illiterate...?
Illiterate seems a better bet.
BECAUSE. I keep spotting editorial errors in books - published and respectable books, books about psychology, no less. One book missed an apostrophe. It was about Freud, I think, and it was something about "the couples therapist". Honestly, it's 'the couple's', but since I have no way to emphasize an apostrophe... I'll just leave it at that.
But there's another one. It was quite a while ago, about the science of fear, and there was a typo, I think, about 'buy'. Or 'bought', but I clearly remember that there was an error. Is the standard slipping, or is my mind just switched to beta-mode indefinitely?
Wait, how did I come to this topic?
Oh yes. Illiterate teens. Who are older than me. And editors who aren't doing their job properly. And parent bloggers, whose blogs give me an impression that young people are too stupid to type out a logical post...
But they aren't, lol.
...Just most.
Not you probably, if you're a kid, but your friends. At least one of them... can't handle grammar...
...Depressing, isn't it.
...I've gone horribly off-topic again.
The Fanfiction Fanservice
So Phoebe and I are writing this ultimate fanservice (but with fanfiction instead of canon, because we clearly are too noob to own all those awesome stuff) with our favourite characters from various series.
It's set in a school, (an elite school ohoho) and we squash everyone in somehow. The two female characters are self-inserts *shameless* but the point is fanservice, so to everyone else it's just two female characters that anyone can insert themselves into.
And so they interact with the hot male characters and it's totally pointless but very amusing.
Yes. I did not just kid. That is the entire point of what we're writing - fanservice, people, fanservice. Writing down all of the fangirls' dreams so that they can read them again and again. Entertaining ourselves in the process. Because ultimately we are selfish brats.
Okay okay, we'll turn it into manga form, most probably - but only if we have time. We do procrastinate, too.
The characters include the Death Note people - Light, Lawliet, Mello, Near, Matt. And Code Geass - Lelouch and C.C.. D. Gray-Man - Allen and Lavi. Vocaloids too - Luki (genderbend of Megurine Luka) and Mikuo (genderbend of Hatsune Miku) and Len and Piko. Bleach - Toushiro and Ichimauru, but there are too many, so maybe we'll add more? Prince of Tennis - Fuji Syusuke and Echizen Ryoma. Shugo Chara - well, there's only Ikuto, who's pretty much the only awesome character there...
We...
*ashamed*
...we added our k-pop obsessions too. I KNOW I KNOW, WE ARE HORRIBLE.
B1A4 - at least Jinyoung and Baro and Gongchan. SHINee - the whole lot of them, I love them SO MUCH you would not believe. B2ST - at least Kikwang and Yoseob.
FANSERVICE. Keep chanting that to yourself, and gradually your anger towards us will subside (again: we took whomever we liked, and left out all the others, ohoho).
Ohoho.
Ohohohohohohoho.
NEW TENIPURI ANIME SERIES WAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
It's set in a school, (an elite school ohoho) and we squash everyone in somehow. The two female characters are self-inserts *shameless* but the point is fanservice, so to everyone else it's just two female characters that anyone can insert themselves into.
And so they interact with the hot male characters and it's totally pointless but very amusing.
Yes. I did not just kid. That is the entire point of what we're writing - fanservice, people, fanservice. Writing down all of the fangirls' dreams so that they can read them again and again. Entertaining ourselves in the process. Because ultimately we are selfish brats.
Okay okay, we'll turn it into manga form, most probably - but only if we have time. We do procrastinate, too.
The characters include the Death Note people - Light, Lawliet, Mello, Near, Matt. And Code Geass - Lelouch and C.C.. D. Gray-Man - Allen and Lavi. Vocaloids too - Luki (genderbend of Megurine Luka) and Mikuo (genderbend of Hatsune Miku) and Len and Piko. Bleach - Toushiro and Ichimauru, but there are too many, so maybe we'll add more? Prince of Tennis - Fuji Syusuke and Echizen Ryoma. Shugo Chara - well, there's only Ikuto, who's pretty much the only awesome character there...
We...
*ashamed*
...we added our k-pop obsessions too. I KNOW I KNOW, WE ARE HORRIBLE.
B1A4 - at least Jinyoung and Baro and Gongchan. SHINee - the whole lot of them, I love them SO MUCH you would not believe. B2ST - at least Kikwang and Yoseob.
FANSERVICE. Keep chanting that to yourself, and gradually your anger towards us will subside (again: we took whomever we liked, and left out all the others, ohoho).
Ohoho.
Ohohohohohohoho.
NEW TENIPURI ANIME SERIES WAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
2 September 2011
DL LINK Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON
Apparently, according to this facebook page http://www.facebook.com/Kyarypamyupamyu, she is...
*Real name: Takemura Kiriko
*Birth: 29/01/1993
*Height: 1. 58
*Blood type : B
*Born in Tanashi-shi (Now it become "NishiTokyo-shi"), Tokyo, Japan
*Graduate from a girls high school in March 2011 in Tokyo.
*Fashion Model ( Japanese Magazine "KERA", "Zipper" and more)
She has started carrier since she was high school age.
*Singer (Warner Music Japan)
The first single "PONPONPON" released in 20th July 2011 contained
in the debut album "Moshi Moshi Harajuku" will be released 17th August.
This album is produced by Yasutaka Nakata (a.k.a. capsule / Perfume)
*Talent
Own radio program : "Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's way way radio !"
(Tokyo Broadcasting System on every Monday) since 4th April 2011
Own web-TV program : "Kyary's way way NICO channel"
(NICO NICO Douga on every Saturday) since 29th January 2011
*Music-Compiler (Universal Music Japan)
CD album " Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's Ghibli set"
(remixes of theme songs for famous animation films by Studio Ghibli)
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu wants to being the charisma of Harajuku.
And make the world realize that Harajuku is the brilliant place.
Specialty : make her face very strange ("HENGAO" in Japanese)
Hobby : Karaoke (Kyary with her friends dance crazy in Karaoke Box room)
Favorite : Japanese comedians ("Owarai-Geinin" in Japanese)
Food : bean sprout（"MOYASHI" in Japanese)
DJ: as entertainment at the party for her fans
Yeah okay, I thought the MV (or PV, now?) was insane, mindfuckery pink fluffy cute INSANE OH MY DEAR GOD. Actually, I was on Tumblr, and I saw Len's version of the song - here, I'll embed it too.
Of course, I had to go and see who'd make such a cute song like this...
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.
To be honest, I still don't know ... should I regard her as a cute pretty girl with a nice voice... or the demon spawn of Satan? The youtube comments seem to go along that thread too. Girl? Or demon spawn?
I'm pretty much a little OCD about quite a number of things, like my music collection - I have like, a thousand few hundred songs in the span of three years? Less? - and my pictures - oh, it's like four thousand? - and everything else... It's all neatly organized in the appropriate folders and everything (sometimes it's a little neglected but I always find time to make it neat again) but it excludes my pictures because I simply have too many, and they're not as easy to classify as song, with their artists etc etc.
And I'm babbling...
Kyary's version.
Len's version.
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