7 May 2011

FUCK THE IPAD

I don't give a damn anymore, the iPad is an atrocity.

THE GODDAMN LIMITATIONS ON THE STUPID DEVICE PISS ME OFF TO THE POINT WHERE I WOULD LIKE NOTHING BETTER THAN TO SNAP THE STUPID RECTANGLE INTO SMALLER RECTANGLE. MUCH SMALLER ONES.

I mean it. I have the iPad 2 here on my lap, and it is totally overheating. Hey, I am like sweating.

I completely detest safari. And I worship chrome. So when the iPad does not support chrome, what do you think I feel?

My anime videos are in flv format. So when the iPad is incapable of reading flv, what do you think I feel?

The keyboard thing. It is so annoying to use the apostrophe on the keyboard that I have given up on using it.

The typos I have made in this post rivals the number of typos I usually make in ten hours with a keyboard with the... What do you call it, the one where you press the buttons instead of fuming at a touchscreen which is incompetent?

And the fragile construction of the iPad. Want to bet? I bet I can snap this wimpy thing. I know it is meant to be light and easy to carry around... But it is just an iPhone with a bigger screen, so why not just have the iPhone. And it has less functions than the average laptop so why not just get a laptop.

This iPad is annoyingly placed between an iPhone and a laptop... Hey, it does not even have the call functions. If apple can pack stuff tint a MacBook and iPhone, then the iPad is just a useless gizmo to milk money off consumerists.

Gullible people.

Steve Jobs who does not understand the need for awesome browsers like chrome or flv files. And multitasking.

So what if it is ironic that I am typing this on an iPad. It is annoying and I am annoyed by it. Using it makes me long for my computer.

Oh and another thing. When I type to the bottom of the page in blogger, I cannot see the words at the bottom, which are covered by the keyboard. Hence the amount of spacings at the end of this post.

Oh and the iPad's revolutionary adaptive typing? It can turn words into other words WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT while words like fo and yor are uncorrected. FYI, those words are of and your. Common words.

5 May 2011

iPad 2

Yesterday my dad returned home, and he had an iPad in his hand.

Oh well. Even though I never liked Apple products. Or iTunes.

The iPad has internet, and I'll never reject the internet.

:P

Anyway I burned myself in home econs today, doing a pineapple cake. Gloves were too short. But someone else burned herself ever worse... bad day. And I totally failed my chemistry... the result of not studying. Do I have to sign it? I avoided staring at it too much, so... not sure.

Ting xie's tomorrow.

OTL.

1 May 2011

NEW TEMPLATE, CHANGES

This bitch has been conquered. I have beaten yet another template into submission :P
Hehe, and I made the awesomely big and random collage there on the top *points*
Kind of happy.

I'm gonna beta Phoebe's Paper Cranes fanfic soon, but the format is somehow not compatible...
T_____T
The sorrow of life.

Yea and this blog is now Silver Eternity.

/Returns to my yaoi/

30 April 2011

Unfortunately True

I have tests. And school. Both of which hinders my creative talent and thus prevents me from writing proper fanfiction or blogging or having a life.

Yes bitch, school is a pile of crap that all people have to endure...
(Almost all, but let's forget about starving children in Africa and dropouts for a moment for the sake of simplicity)

Along with that, I'm still living with Rebecca Black's existence.
I didn't like her at first.
Then I hated her.
And now I just want her to STFU.

I want her to listen to real music, understand that her vocals need (a fuckload) some work, and that songs like 'Friday' should never, ever, ever ever ever be produced/written/sang/promoted/see the light of day.

I need to get over my frustration that some people apparently don't have functioning brains. Not their fault. Aw. They need our pity.

Anyway, homework, anime, fanfiction. The usual things keeping me from having a life. And I only dislike the first one. Sound good? No.

Because I'm still pissed at Rebecca Black.

She gets sympathy because her haters are extreme.
Yea Rebecca, guess why they hate you so much.
It goes along the line of you causing bleeding of ears.
How do you deal with haters?

I'll tell you. First you gotta understand them.
Why do they hate you? You have horrible taste in songs - evidence: existence of the song 'Friday'. You have a horrible voice - evidence: existence of you.
What do they hate? You. Your song. Your taste in music.

Solution for ending the hatred:
Remove your song.
Stop singing.
Stop playing the tragic cyberbullied kid who is so pathetic that she only gets more haters.
Stop.
Just shut up.

Ugh.

Not gonna let her spoil my life. Breath. Breath.

Yea so I'm gonna go try to get a life now :) I have a brain and I can use it and oh god Rebecca Black I can't fucking stand you.

8 April 2011

Rebecca Black

Seriously, I'm saying here that I don't like her voice. I don't like the autotune, I don't like the lyrics, I don't like the tune of her song 'Friday'.

The lyrics suck. Agree with me now, because it does. Repeating 'friday'. Something about front seats and wondering which seats one can take. The idiot who wrote the lyrics should get his or her head checked. I am not going to look up who that person is. I'll just go around spitting around their name like a curse - which it kind of is, actually.

The tune isn't horrible, per se, compared to the other things, but the monotony. Oh, listening to it kills me a little. Or a lot.

And then her voice, which most people hate, and the minority like. Man I hate it. TO THE CORE. What were they thinking? Grabbing this girl off the streets (not really but whatever) and then taking her voice, which isn't developed yet, mixing a shitload of autotune, and then selling it.

I am telling you her voice is thick. Doesn't perk you up - in fact, the tune and the lyrics might actually perk one up more. I hate her voice. I hate it, and I know I definitely hate it because I went on youtube and listened to
a) the official version of 'Friday'
b) the one she sang acoustic on some show
c) the part of the national anthem she sang

AND I AM TELLING YOU I HATE HER VOICE. If Rebecca reads this, well, whatever. I'm hatin' cuz I have a reason. And I'm stating it here.

AND THE AUTOTUNE. Man, listen to some Hatsune Miku or Kagamine Rin. Programmes sing better. To the company which agreed to sell her songs (to put that abomination on shelves so that innocent people can hurt their brains listening to it), DROP HER.

NOT WORTH IT.

Rebecca, have some taste. The lyrics suck so much - WHY THE HELL DID YOU AGREE TO SING IT? And if they were forcing you, kick their ass and say a loud 'fuck you', because that's what people with actual brains do.

Disappointed. A teen did this. A teen, who I presume has a brain (not sure if she uses it), unleashed a horror greater than Justin Bieber's 'Baby' upon the world.

I just can't get over it. How did 'Friday' happen?

If they play this song on the local radio, I am writing a letter to whoever's in charge. They obviously have bad taste in music and is causing their radio station to lose viewers by agreeing to play that song.

I go crazy when I hear 'Friday'.

And I release my feelings by finding the thing that's playing that sound and crushing it completely.

That's how much I hate it, which is just a bit more than the contempt I feel for Rebecca.

/EDIT:/ I need to stop hatin'.