A.k.a. I hate everyone and wish to be unborn.
Three months into the school year and your brain stops working. Sounds about right, doesn't it? Yeah, I thought so. Unfortunately this also means that you cease to stop thinking about anything whatsoever, and start laying blame on anything that you can conceivably blame. Like me.
If you don't tell someone anything, and then proceeds to blame that someone for being a lazy asshole, thus branding that person an incorrigible assfuck... Makes sense? Yeah, I thought so. That's how the real world works. I understand, you're just preparing for your adult life, in which common sense gets trampled upon and desecrated beyond imagination.
I feel dirty. Experiencing this type of convoluted logic makes me feel like I have unlimited access to the internet 24/7. Unlimited meaning unrestricted access to gore and porn and also animal porn.
Well, classmate, thank you for easing me into the real world, by making clear your unwillingness to utilise your doubtless flawless set of Common Sense, and by labeling everyone and complaining about everything and being bloody inconsistent and generally being unpleasant to talk to.
I get it. You're an adult now. You're entitled to be an idiotic assfuck who has a clusterfuck of unpleasantness permanently stitched onto your brain patterns. I'm still an idealistic kid who thinks that maybe you should feign pleasantness if only to stop everyone from wanting to rip out their hair the moment they see you.
School is such an educational experience.
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