Rebecca Black

Seriously, I'm saying here that I don't like her voice. I don't like the autotune, I don't like the lyrics, I don't like the tune of her song 'Friday'.

The lyrics suck. Agree with me now, because it does. Repeating 'friday'. Something about front seats and wondering which seats one can take. The idiot who wrote the lyrics should get his or her head checked. I am not going to look up who that person is. I'll just go around spitting around their name like a curse - which it kind of is, actually.

The tune isn't horrible, per se, compared to the other things, but the monotony. Oh, listening to it kills me a little. Or a lot.

And then her voice, which most people hate, and the minority like. Man I hate it. TO THE CORE. What were they thinking? Grabbing this girl off the streets (not really but whatever) and then taking her voice, which isn't developed yet, mixing a shitload of autotune, and then selling it.

I am telling you her voice is thick. Doesn't perk you up - in fact, the tune and the lyrics might actually perk one up more. I hate her voice. I hate it, and I know I definitely hate it because I went on youtube and listened to
a) the official version of 'Friday'
b) the one she sang acoustic on some show
c) the part of the national anthem she sang

AND I AM TELLING YOU I HATE HER VOICE. If Rebecca reads this, well, whatever. I'm hatin' cuz I have a reason. And I'm stating it here.

AND THE AUTOTUNE. Man, listen to some Hatsune Miku or Kagamine Rin. Programmes sing better. To the company which agreed to sell her songs (to put that abomination on shelves so that innocent people can hurt their brains listening to it), DROP HER.

NOT WORTH IT.

Rebecca, have some taste. The lyrics suck so much - WHY THE HELL DID YOU AGREE TO SING IT? And if they were forcing you, kick their ass and say a loud 'fuck you', because that's what people with actual brains do.

Disappointed. A teen did this. A teen, who I presume has a brain (not sure if she uses it), unleashed a horror greater than Justin Bieber's 'Baby' upon the world.

I just can't get over it. How did 'Friday' happen?

If they play this song on the local radio, I am writing a letter to whoever's in charge. They obviously have bad taste in music and is causing their radio station to lose viewers by agreeing to play that song.

I go crazy when I hear 'Friday'.

And I release my feelings by finding the thing that's playing that sound and crushing it completely.

That's how much I hate it, which is just a bit more than the contempt I feel for Rebecca.

/EDIT:/ I need to stop hatin'.