Principals, Yaoi, and Slacking (A Very Long Post)

First: principals. Specifically mine.

I think he should just fuck off and die. God knows the world would be a better place. I also think that I'm not the only one with that notion. Well, kinda obvious.

Maybe I'm thinking too deep, or whatev, but it seems that whenever he gives a speech, I can pick out loads and loads of unpleasant innuendos in it. Which, by the by, pisses me off WAAAY. I'm not sure if he meant them or is just too stupid to notice (the latter is implied).

If you bother to listen, you can pick them out, but hey. I doubt anyone listens. His monotonous voice is soporific (and I ripped that off somewhere or something).

On the morning of the sixth of  May 2010 he gave a speech again.

(God, kill me, please, just let me die before my ears pack up and run off...)

I'm not sure his 'audience' actually got the message. Because I sure as fuck didn't. The yawning and rolling of eyes also implies (very clearly, may I add) that he is sooo well-loved, sooo popular that people are sooo willing to listen to then minutes of pure crap.

Yeah, so we were there waiting, then he ran up to the stage of sorts, and said, "Colleagues, you may stand at ease. But not the students." THE FUCK, THAT BIAS PILE OF SHIT. That was what I thought, but of course I didn't put it on my face.(Cuz it would equal to suicide)

He's implying that he values the teachers much-o but the students so-not (and he does, so there's not need to point it out anymore). Also he's implying that teachers and students are two separate groups (and they are, but guess who keeps going on and on about 'unity as a school'?) Also, also, that teachers are not at fault while the students are.

FUCK. THAT IS SOOO SHIT.

Only a very very very small MINORITY of the students are at fault. AND THAT SHITTY MAN MADE US ALL STAND THERE FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG.

Stuff him! I am picturing the end of his lame little life at my hands (and it's not pleasant!).

Then he spoke about aeroplanes, and while I get that a lot of them fly over our school, I do not see any connection whatsoever to his topic (which I haven't mange to figure out). Along his merry way he also implied lots of other nasty things, yay for him and his oblivious brain! I think he should be declared brain-dead! *Smiles at that image*

The above para was said in a sing-song manner which makes it obvious that I am so, so, dying to have a go at his neck. (And various body parts, but let's not go there, it's not suitable for people my age to talk about)

So then, piss off principal, I think silently, but he doesn't.

Ah, then he wastes ten minutes of our precious time (and guess who keeps going on about 'precious time'?)

So anyway I wrote that in my notepad, while having the Geography exam, which I screwed up because I didn't study (but then again I don't study ANYTHING and my grades are perfectly fine) so I doubt I'll fail, at least.

But I hearts the essay-types cuz I just need to scribble things down and well, Helen, here's the mark! But then, the rest I screwed. I saw some questions and my mind went completely blank. Ha.

I hope I pass. I really do.

... Should have studied. But then yet again, I doubt it'll make a difference even if I did.

Blah, doesn't life simply rock?

I realise that I like being sarcastic.

And I love UVERworld. *MWAKS* Hearts them. Hearts Takuya and his SO SO SO AWESHUME VOICE!!! Hearts J-pop a lot.

And I side-track again.

Now onto YAOI ^^

Homestly, I don't understand why people don't support or like bxb which is boy-on-boy or even homosexuality. I mean, personally...

It's hot. I support it. It is hot! Two boys rolling around - hey, that image can cause many many virtual nosebleeds! The first time I stumbled across yaoi (no idea when, or how, but it was December last year maybe) I already liked it. Heck, I loved it.

Then again, I am quite open-minded, even for this generation. Before I ever saw the term 'yaoi' I was already telling people 'I support homos'. It's LOVE, people. Spread the LOVE LOVE LOVE. Obviously when I saw 'yaoi'  I became fucking obsessed.

~Shounen-ai is cute and fluffy, yaoi is hawt hardcore sex~

Ok, lol.

Maybe I am just one of those people who are okay with almost anything. Yeah, I think so. I haven't complained about things that don't influence me directly for about ever, which, condensed, means that I don't give a fucking damn. I don't give a monkey's red butt.

Heck, I don't even care about my ever-so-important grades. Getting good grades give me a rush, feeling of euphoria that I can look at the rest and think 'ooo I'm cleverer' but I don't do things to achieve that. I live, and if I get good grades, it's just a bonus.

Side-tracked!

Anyways, I also don't get why, whenever I tell people that yaoi is awesome and hawt, they immediately assume - oh, you're a homo?

THE FUCK NO, THE FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO!!!

GOD! The very fact like I like YAOI, take note, y-a-o-i, means that I am heterosexual or at the very least bisexual (and I am very inclined to think that it's the former).

BECAUSE, people, yaoi is fucking EYE-CANDY.

Who doesn't like hawt boys?

Yaoi is hot. Full stop. (And yuri is ignored, since I am a girl and not too keen about looking at girls screwing other girls. But it is okaaay because it's okaaay. Why shouldn't you have a choice in who you love or screw or marry?)

Lack of yaoi has made me grumpy.

And look, even if those gay people are absolutely hideous, it's love. It's their own damned choice. So who the hell are you to interfere and say, "EW, SICK!!!"

And now we have finally come to 'Slackers'.

Hm. I'm a slacker! I don't listen in class, I don't do homework, and I believe I've mentioned before, I don't study.

But the problem is, I get bored. Bored of listening, then bored of not listening and then I'll look for people to talk to... then I see that everyone else is listening and I'm the only one over there slacking.

*Cries*

School is fucking boring! Screw it!

I can use the time I spend in school doing so much other stuff - like learning interesting things like drawing! computer tech! writing! networking! - and guess what, peeps? My grades will be fine, fine, fine!!! Goddammit.

Writing in school (or drawing, for that matter) is hopeless because without the air-con and the nice music, my muse refuses to co-operate. It gets pissed instead.

I miss Aileen... while sometimes irritating, this girl never fails to keep me interested (since, you know, she tries to copy me and therefore will be willing to talk and like whatever I talk about or like).

I miss Jacelyn. Waaah, my partner in reading and anime... waaah, my partner in crime and supporter of homosexuality... waaah... should've studied so that I could get into the same school as her.

Also, also, I miss 6A a lot lot lot. The perverted, the vulgar, and the professional slackers. The class of corruption. THE ABSOLUTELY FUN-NESS. THE EPIC-NESS.

*Sigh*

See? I'm bored.